Grup Obrolan Budidaya - Chapter 1404 - Maybe your aunt is here

Chapter 1404 Maybe your aunt is here

Unless… This event was something harmful for Senior White.

As he thought of this, Song Shuhang couldn’t stop himself from falling into a panic.

Due to the heaven-defying luck that he had, Senior White would always be able to avoid horrible catastrophes.

An example of this was what had taken place in the scholarly faction’s world of the golden lotus in the past.

Immediately after Senior White left the ‘world of the golden lotus’, the place was attacked. During this attack, everyone inside, including Song Shuhang, was slaughtered repeatedly by the ruler of the Netherworld, fat ball.

They died again and again, and revived again and again.

For Song Shuhang, it was a horrible memory. Every time he remembered it, he would get nightmares as soon as he went to sleep. Could it be that there’s going to be a catastrophe that will take place during this time’s Immortal Feast? Moreover, a catastrophe that the Eighth Stage Senior White cannot deal with? Song Shuhang subconsciously took out a small green flute.

This flute was the thousand mile sound transmitted flute, and it could confirm whether or not Senior White was still closing up. If Senior White was closing up, he would have left a message which stated when he might come out of his retreat.

However… this small green flute had a limited range, and Song Shuhang’s current location was far away from True Monarch Yellow Mountain’s immortal cave.

Soft Feather asked, “Senior Song, did Senior White not answer the call?”

Song Shuhang nodded, and replied, “If Senior White doesn’t come out of seclusion, I’m afraid that there’s going to be a catastrophe during this Immortal Feast.”

Soft Feather immediately understood the meaning behind Song Shuhang’s words-after all, Senior White was someone who avoided any bad luck.

Soft Feather said, “Senior Song, call Senior Yellow Mountain and ask for the details.”

Song Shuhang nodded and dialed True Monarch Yellow Mountain’s number.

The call quickly connected.

However, no one said anything, and only the sound of chewing could be heard.

Song Shuhang said, “Hello, Senior Yellow Mountain?”

At this time, a humble voice sounded from the other end. “Hello, I apologize, but we don’t want any gold stores, we are not interested in participating in any activities, and we have no interest in investing in gold. Bye bye~”.

It was Doudou’s voice.

After the Yellow Mountain Ceremony, the leader of the Thirty-Three Divine Beasts’ Sect had given Doudou a pill that would allow him to condense a human form before reaching the Fifth Stage.

Had Doudou succeeded in condensing a human form?

Song Shuhang said, “Dou—”

However, the other side had already hung up.

“…” Song Shuhang.

He dialed True Monarch Yellow Mountain’s number again.

Doudou cried, “Woof! Buddy, your hand is pretty quick. You called again before I could put you on the blacklist. Believe it or not, I can crawl through the phone and kill you!”

“Doudou, stop messing around. I’m looking for Senior Yellow Mountain,” said Song Shuhang hurriedly. If he let Doudou hang up the call again, he would get blocked right away.

“…” Doudou asked, “Who are you? Do we know each other?”

Song Shuhang said, “It’s me, Song Shuhang. Um… Tyrannical Song.”

Doudou had definitely forgotten the name Song Shuhang.

Thinking about this caused his heart to feel quite stifled.

Doudou cried, “Oh, Tyrannical Song. Wait… F*ck, it’s you, Tyrannical Scholar! You’re the one who made me experience pregnancy after I became a human! Woof, even if you’re an Eighth Stage Profound Sage, I’m not afraid of you! Woof, I wish that you menstruate every month, once every month! Alright, I’m going to block you for eternity now.”

“…” Song Shuhang. “Pa-“At this time, the sound of a heavy hit came from the phone, along with Doudou’s screams.

Senior Yellow Mountain’s majestic voice sounded. “Sit properly. Since you’ve already taken human form, don’t squat on the seat!”

Afterward, Senior Yellow Mountain answered the call. “Hello, this is Yellow Mountain.”

Song Shuhang said, “Senior Yellow Mountain, is Senior White still closing up? I tried calling him, but he didn’t answer the call.”

Senior Yellow Mountain replied, “Mm-hm, Fellow Daoist White is indeed still closed up. Are you looking for him for something?” Song Shuhang said, “Damn… The Immortal Feast is clearly going to start soon, but Senior White is still closing up. I’m afraid that there’s going to be something taking place during this Immortal Feast that even Senior White cannot deal with.”

Senior Yellow Mountain’s heart thumped as he heard this, but he replied, “However, the Immortal Feast doesn’t start until tomorrow. Perhaps Senior White will come out from his seclusion today.”

Doudou’s voice could be heard coming from the other side of the call. “Stupid Yellow Mountain, be careful! The one who’s on the other side of the call is Demon Sage Tyrannical Scholar! You might get pregnant just from talking to him!”

Senior Yellow Mountain said, “That’s absurd. How could there be such a thing?”

Doudou continued, “Demon Sage Tyrannical Scholar could make people pregnant with just a glance. His voice is now being transmitted

rough sound waves, and it is very possible for people to become pregnant because of that.”

“…” Senior Yellow Mountain.

Song Shuhang hurriedly explained, “There’s no such thing, Senior Yellow Mountain. It’s the Scholarly Sage’s eye that made everyone pregnant. It has nothing to do with me.”

Senior Yellow Mountain said, “Cough. Fellow Daoist Tyrannical Song, see you at the Immortal Feast.”

Then, without any pleasantries, Senior Yellow Mountain quickly hung up the phone. Before the call had been hung up, Song Shuhang still vaguely heard Doudou’s voice. “I’ve got strawberry-flavored contraceptive pills, do you want one?”

Song Shuhang felt very tired.

If he didn’t say the name Tyrannical Song, nobody would remember him, but if he did say it, nobody in the world dared to talk to him for fear of being impregnated.

Soft Feather asked, “Senior Song, are we going to Immortal Feast?”

Song Shuhang replied, “There’s no need to panic. Let’s wait for Scholar Drunken Moone to come before considering our next actions.”

With the lesson he learned back at the world of the golden lotus, if Senior White didn’t come out of his seclusion before the Immortal Feast began, he would have to give up on attending the Immortal Feast.

In the Nine Provinces Number One Group. Yellow Mountain is very tired and wants to retire: “@everyone, to the fellow daoists who are going to be attending the Immortal Feast, do note that Fellow Daoist White is still closing up and shows no signs of coming out. As such, think thrice before heading out.”

Young Master Phoenix Slayer: “It’s only the 6th today. The Immortal Feast is tomorrow, so there’s no hurry. Senior White might come out of seclusion in the afternoon.”

The other members of the Nine Provinces Number One Group had the same thoughts as Young Master Phoenix Slayer.

Northern River’s Loose Cultivator: “Senior Yellow Mountain, if Senior White hasn’t come out before the 7th, please inform everyone. Because of the time constraints, we’ll be heading to the venue of the Immortal Feast first, but we will only stay in the vicinity and not enter. If Senior White comes out before the Immortal Feast, then we’ll head in with Senior White.”

Frice Reckless Mad Saber: “Old Northern River’s method is feasible. Seven and I have already gone to the venue. When the time comes, we’ll wait for everyone outside.”

Thrice Reckless Mad Saber’s second Immortal Feast invitation had finally fallen into the hands of Su Clan’s Seven.

Song Shuhang silently watched the chat content and nodded.

He said, “At that time, we’ll also join the seniors of the group.”

Senior White had an innate spatial talent, so if he did end up coming out of his seclusion, he could get to the venue of the Immortal Feast in a matter of minutes.

“Okay.” Soft Feather’s eyes shone.

Her intuition told her that this Immortal Feast was going to be particularly interesting.

She was already looking forward to tomorrow.

Song Shuhang stretched his waist. “For now, the plan is to leave in the morning. Let’s go and practice first.”

Soft Feather said, “Hehe, Senior Song wants to practice with me? However, you can’t use your three body tempering techniques at the same time. You can only use one of them at a time.”

Song Shuhang said, “No problem.”

He stood up and stretched.

However, just as he stood up, he suddenly felt weakness overcome his body. His legs ached, and his heart began palpitating.

This feeling assaulted him in one breath, causing him to become unsteady.

Soft Feather felt that something had happened to Song Shuhang, and quickly reached out to support him. “Senior Song, what happened?”

“I don’t know, my body suddenly went weak. My legs became sore, and my heart began palpitating.” Song Shuhang frowned, and said, “Not only that, but I also feel restless.” If it weren’t for his firm heart, he might have to burst into tears because of this inexplicable feeling. “…” Soft Feather.

Why did these symptoms all sound so familiar?

Song Shuhang said, “Hiss- My lower abdomen hurts a little.”

Soft Feather’s eyes lit up, and her right fist gently fell on her left palm. “I got it. I may know what’s happening.”

Song Shuhang asked, “What is it?”

Soft Feather solemnly said, “Senior Song, if I’m guessing right… your aunt[1] is here.”

Song Shuhang subconsciously said, “My aunt is abroad.”

Soft Feather shyly said, “No, I don’t mean your real aunt. I mean the period that ordinary girls get once a month. I’ve experienced it before.”

“…” Song Shuhang.

Song Shuhang said, “I am a man, Soft Feather.”

Soft Feather said, “But, Senior Song, these symptoms of yours are those that people who have periods get. A weak body, restlessness, soft legs, and heart palpitations. And then, cramps in one’s lower abdomen…”

“…” Song Shuhang.

“I suspect that this is Doudou’s curse!” Soft Feather said excitedly. “Senior Song, when you were speaking to Senior Yellow Mountain, didn’t Doudou curse you? He said that he wished you to have periods every month, once a month. I suspect that Doudou has cast a spell on you.” “…” Song Shuhang. It almost sounds reasonable.

However, this was impossible. His two Sage Seals, Profound Sage Tyrannical Song and Demon Sage Tyrannical Scholar, weren’t there just for show; ordinary curses shouldn’t be able to affect him in any way.

Furthermore, he also had the virtuous lamia protecting him, and the light of virtue could prevent curses, foul energy, and evil spirits from even coming close to his body. At this time, the gentle voice of the White Dragon sounded. “You seem to be giving birth.”

“…” Song Shuhang.

“To be precise, there is something in your dantian that is giving birth,” the White Dragon added, her voice unhurried.

Was she talking about the fat whale golden core?

Song Shuhang immediately sent his consciousness into his dantian. At this moment, the fat whale golden core was shaking vigorously, and the armor on it had dissipated…

Was it really going to give birth?

[1] Aunt here is slang for menstruation.

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